Reese on her way to the Toyota Dealership…Dodge: “You really think they’re going to give you financing?”
Reese: “Shut-up, Dodge! I’m sick of your negativity! That’s why I’m leaving you.”
Dodge: “Look, let’s just stop with all this separation stuff. Let’s…let’s get counseling…”
Reese: “Counseling?”
Dodge: “I know a good mechanic- he’s very understanding. He’ll work with us..”
Reese: “Shut-up, Dodge! We’re already here.”
Dodge [crying]: “Why must you be so cruelllll???”
Reese: “Yeah, you stay here. When I come back, you’ll be all traded in.”
Reese enters Toyota Dealership…Reese: “Hello. I’m looking for Tony.”
Tony: “Yeah, I’m Tony.”
Reese: “Hey, Tony, I’m Reese. I spoke with you on the phone.”
Tony: “Oh, yeah, yeah. So you ready because when you leave here you gonna have a new car.”
Reese: “Hehehe, yeah, well first things first. I already have financing and I know what kind of car I want. I really like the Scion Xa or even the Toyota Yaris. So, I’m just here to see if Toyota can beat the rate Citi gave me.”
Tony: “Right, well you know don’t worry about that. We’ll work that out. But, why get a Scion Xa or a Yaris when you can get a 2007 Toyota Corolla?”
Reese [sighing]: “Okay…I don’t know how to say this, but…”
Tony: “Yes?”
Reese: “Let’s cut the crap. I don’t want a Toyota Corolla. I’ve done my research, I know how these things go in the dealership- especially with women. You’re not going to convince me to get a more expensive car. You’re just not! So let’s see if you can beat Citi’s financing and get me the car I want on the road now!”
15 Minutes and a Test Drive of the Toyota Corrolla Later…Tony: “So, the Corolla is nice, huh?
Reese [salty]: “It’s fine.”
Tony: “And it’s a used 2007 so it’s not as expensive as a new car.”
Reese: “Look, no offense, but I don’t want a used car. South Florida dealers are notorious for selling lemons. I want something new that I don’t have to fix. Plus, I want a new car which has 6 airbags…”
Tony: “This car has all the airbags.”
Reese: “Front driver-passenger, front side driver-passenger, and side airbags?”
Tony: “Oh, yeah…yeah.”
Reese: “Let me see the specs of the car.”
Tony: “Specs? Ummm…I’m telling you it has all airbags.”
Reese: “Yeah, right. Well, I’d feel better if I could have the specs.”
Tony: “Right, specs. Okay you wait right here.”
30 Minutes Later…Tony: “Reese, this is my manager Chuck. He’s going to help us out.”
Reese: “Where are the bloody specs!?!”
Chuck: “Relax, relax. We’ll do this financing, sell you the car, get the specs…”
Reese: “I’m leaving…”
Chuck: “Wait! Wait! Okay, see the problem is…”
Reese: [looks at Chuck with a raised eyebrow]
Chuck: “It’s a used car. We don’t have specs on used cars.”
Reese: “What?”
Chuck: “I mean, we don’t know what the car comes with. We don’t do specs on used cars.”
Reese: “So, let me get this straight…”
Chuck: “Uh-huh…”
Reese: “Someone comes in with a used car?”
Chuck: “Uh-huh…”
Reese: “And you buy that car from the owner?”
Chuck: “Yes, yes…”
Reese: “But, before you buy the car, you don’t take the time to find out what you’re buying?”
Chuck: “Ummm…ermm…”
“Yes?”
Reese: [silent]
10 Minutes Later…Reese Driving Home with DodgeDodge: [silent]
Reese: [silent]
Dodge: [silent]
Reese: “… if you say one word…”
Dodge: “I didn’t say anything!”
Reese: “One word!”
Dodge: [silent]
Reese: [silent]
Dodge: [silent]
Reese: “I hate you, Dodge.”
Dodge: “The feeling is mutual super-witch!”
To Be Continued...© Copyright 2007. All Rights Reserved.Labels: Upgrade
