Dinner for Four?
You ain't cause you not
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm hot!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Okay, riddle me this...what infamous law girl had such a stellar bracket that she picked a perfect final four?
I'll give you a hint....
Her name is Reese the Law Girl.
Booo-yah!!!!
Hehehehehe, I have to brag. This is the best I've ever done in the tourney, so I'm quite proud of myself. And, after the week I had, I deserve it.
You see, a little three-year old decided to pass along a wonderful stomach virus to me last Sunday called "gastrointinitis." It's a wonderful disease that renders you completely helpless.
Reese: "Ohhh, yeah! Can't wait for this week's episode of Battlestar Galac..."
"Ummmm....owwww...."
"So...cold...."
"Must...watch...Battlestar..."
[Reese falls to the ground shaking violently with the fever shivers]
As I lay on my beautiful hardwood floors, I actually began to visualize my funeral. Everyone was there. My mom, my dad, CC, "Lisa," Boy with Flowers, Leslye, Eliza, Juicy, Alex the Law Boy, Dez, Caro, Karla, J, Kom, Derek, and you. You were there!
And just so you know, you all were very torn up about my passing. Really, I don't know how you would go on without me.
By Wednesday I thought I had recuperated. But, later I found out the virus I had actually came in two parts. The first part was the fever, headaches, and muscle aches. The second part was all of the lovely things that deal with your stomach.
Needless to say, I was very disappointed with my relapse. Mainly because two months prior I had purchased tickets to see Wicked. And, of course, my time to see Wicked was Thursday, the day after my relapse. Anyways, even though I was in a horrible state health wise, I was forced to skip Wicked and stay at home eating Jello and drinking Gatorade.
hehehehehehehehe....
Hehehehehehehehehehe....
MU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You all know that I wouldn't skip seeing a musical I paid $84.00 for! Of course I went to see Wicked! And I spread gastrointitis to the entire third tier. I guess everyone will just have to deal with it!
Anyways, here are the current standings for the SD Bracket Challenge. Note how I'm still in first place. Note that.
SD Bracket Challenge Standings
1. This is Why I'm Hot, 104pts.
2. Team Lewis, 90pts.
3. AntiPimp w/o a Golf, 86pts.
4. TEAM BIG BOY, 83pts.
5. Team Playboy, 80pts.
6. Team McC, 73pts.
7. The Jones Factor, 71pts.
8. AkronGotScrewed, 71pts.
9. 1st Name was a Curse (This was "The Winner" aka "Lisa"), 70pts.
10. Haven'tWatchedaGameYet, 69pts.
11. The Legendary Sannin, 65pts.
12. Team Desiree, 55pts.
13. The Flossy Flossy, 0pts.
Labels: March Madness, The Sickie

