Monday, February 19, 2007

Year of the 30: February

Lucky for the rest of the world that I've calmed down a bit. Not completely, but I’m not so mad at the world...right now. There are several reasons why…

Reason #1: Reese had a half-way decent Valentine’s Day

A boy actually sent me flowers. AND, he sent me tulips which are my favorite AND he didn’t even know that tulips were my favorite. He just figured that they “suited” me.


I have nothing else to say about that, other than I was very much impressed.

Reason #2: Reese is buying a new car

I’m sick of the Dodge’s persistent attempts to overthrow me! I’ve had it and in the next couple of months I will be purchasing a new (Read: New, not Used) car.

Since I’m all about gas mileage and safety, the current frontrunners are the Honda Fit and the Scion Xa. I’m currently leaning towards the Scion Xa because I can personalize it “Reese style” (Read: LED Illuminations and Red and Black interior accents).

Reason #3: Reese’s Ultra Cool Work Schedule

I only have to go to work four days a week. One Friday of the week I work at home. The other Friday I’m just off and can do whatever I want.


Reason #4: Naruto is back.

I’m not even going to explain this, but if you know about Naruto then you know what I’m talking about.

Anyhoo, I haven’t done any great writing recently. Today, I really am going to refine my outline so I know where I’m going in my story.

At this rate, I anticipate that I’ll finish this book around 2015.

Feel free to “booo" me if you want.


Friday, February 09, 2007

Unfortunate Miami Celebrity Sighting #6: Tragic Anna

DISCLAIMER: This is a really morbid story and I don’t know why I’m posting it. It’s not funny at all and you’ll probably think badly of me in some way for writing it. I just thought it was something interesting that happened yesterday.

I do genuinely feel bad for Anna Nicole Smith. She was all sorts of tragic.


Thursday, February 8, 2007. 1:30 p.m.

[Random people outside Reese’s office all aghast]

Reese: “What is wrong with you people? I’m trying to concentrate on Britney’s latest foibles on DListed.”

Becky: “Oh my god, Reese! You won’t believe what’s going on.”

Reese: “What?”

Becky: “My friend, Mark, he works for the Seminoles…”

Reese: “Yeah…”

Becky: “He said that Anna Nicole Smith is at the Seminole Hard Rock…”

Reese [rolls eyes]: “Big deal.”

Becky: “Oh my god, listen!”

“Okay, so Mark says she collapsed in her room. The paramedics came trying to resuscitate her…”

Reese: “What do you mean, “trying to resuscitate?”

Becky: “Mark says, rumor is…”

Reese: “Yeah…”

Becky: “She’s dead!”

Reese [gasps]: “NO!”

Becky: “YES!”

Reese: “No way! I’m on DListed and the Washington Post online and there’s no "Anna Nicole is Dead" story.”

Becky: “Because they haven’t released the information yet! She’s dead at the Hard Rock!”

Reese: “No way!”

Becky: “Totally.”

Reese: “Wow. That’s so sad.”

Becky: “I know…it’s tragic.”

Reese: “So sad…I feel like…I’ve just lost my trashy, drugged up, cousin or something.”

Becky: “I know.”

Reese: [heavy sigh]

Becky: “I wonder where the baby is?”

Reese: “Is the baby at the Hard Rock?!?”

Becky: “I don’t know…”

Reese: [thinking and getting way too excited]

Becky: [thinking the same as Reese and getting way too excited]

Reese & Becky: “LET’S CALL MARK!”

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