Saturday, February 16, 2008

Potomac Primaries

Lisa: “Reese, I just had a revelation!”

Reese: “Yeah?”

Lisa: “Why don’t you vote absentee in Maryland's primary?!? That’s the last state you’re registered in.”

Reese [being annoying]: “Is it Lisa?”

Lisa: “Yes…isn’t it?”

Reese: “Is it?”

Lisa: “You lived in Maryland for two years before you moved to Florida. Of course you voted during that time.”

Reese [yawning]: “Possibly…”

Lisa: “Reese, I’m going to kill you.”

Reese: “Honestly, I don’t really remember voting in Maryland…”

Lisa: “Reese there was a presidential election while you were in Maryland. Of course you voted!!”

Reese: “Did I Lisa?”

Lisa: “Oh…my…god…”

Reese: “Hmmm…I don’t seem to remember…”

Lisa: “Oh my god, you totally didn’t vote in Maryland! Now I remember! The last presidential election you said something like, “Lisa, I live in Maryland and Maryland doesn’t vote Republican. I trust my state.”

Reese: “Yeah, that sounds like something I would say.”

Lisa: “Yeah, and I didn’t care back then because you were right. Maryland wasn’t going to go to Bush.”

“But, Reese, now you live in Florida. You have the chance to…”

Reese [interrupts and mocks]: “Make a difference…yeah, I know.”

Lisa: “So…”

Reese [confused]: “Ummm….”


Reese: “Relax, man. I got time. The deadline to register to vote isn’t until October.”

Lisa: “October?”

Reese: “Possibly September…”

Lisa: “Let me tell you something Reese…”

Reese: “Yeah?”

Lisa: “I’ve had to put up with a lot craziness from you…”

Reese: “Yeah…”

Lisa: “The nutty things you say and do, I’ve put up with it…”

Reese: “Hey, we’re all a little crazy…”

Lisa: “But come November, if you don’t vote in this election, I will come down to Miami and I will personally…”

Reese: “Yeah…”

Lisa: “…beat you to death. I will beat you to death.”

Reese [laughing]: “Okay, Lisa.”

Lisa: “TO DEATH!!!”

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