Potomac Primaries
Lisa: “Reese, I just had a revelation!”
Reese: “Yeah?”
Lisa: “Why don’t you vote absentee in Maryland's primary?!? That’s the last state you’re registered in.”
Reese [being annoying]: “Is it Lisa?”
Lisa: “Yes…isn’t it?”
Reese: “Is it?”
Lisa: “You lived in Maryland for two years before you moved to Florida. Of course you voted during that time.”
Reese [yawning]: “Possibly…”
Lisa: “Reese, I’m going to kill you.”
Reese: “Honestly, I don’t really remember voting in Maryland…”
Lisa: “Reese there was a presidential election while you were in Maryland. Of course you voted!!”
Reese: “Did I Lisa?”
Lisa: “Oh…my…god…”
Reese: “Hmmm…I don’t seem to remember…”
Lisa: “Oh my god, you totally didn’t vote in Maryland! Now I remember! The last presidential election you said something like, “Lisa, I live in Maryland and Maryland doesn’t vote Republican. I trust my state.”
Reese: “Yeah, that sounds like something I would say.”
Lisa: “Yeah, and I didn’t care back then because you were right. Maryland wasn’t going to go to Bush.”
“But, Reese, now you live in Florida. You have the chance to…”
Reese [interrupts and mocks]: “Make a difference…yeah, I know.”
Lisa: “So…”
Reese [confused]: “Ummm….”
Lisa: “REGISTER TO VOTE YOU IDIOT!!”
Reese: “Relax, man. I got time. The deadline to register to vote isn’t until October.”
Lisa: “October?”
Reese: “Possibly September…”
Lisa: “Let me tell you something Reese…”
Reese: “Yeah?”
Lisa: “I’ve had to put up with a lot craziness from you…”
Reese: “Yeah…”
Lisa: “The nutty things you say and do, I’ve put up with it…”
Reese: “Hey, we’re all a little crazy…”
Lisa: “But come November, if you don’t vote in this election, I will come down to Miami and I will personally…”
Reese: “Yeah…”
Lisa: “…beat you to death. I will beat you to death.”
Reese [laughing]: “Okay, Lisa.”
Lisa: “TO DEATH!!!”
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Reese: “Yeah?”
Lisa: “Why don’t you vote absentee in Maryland's primary?!? That’s the last state you’re registered in.”
Reese [being annoying]: “Is it Lisa?”
Lisa: “Yes…isn’t it?”
Reese: “Is it?”
Lisa: “You lived in Maryland for two years before you moved to Florida. Of course you voted during that time.”
Reese [yawning]: “Possibly…”
Lisa: “Reese, I’m going to kill you.”
Reese: “Honestly, I don’t really remember voting in Maryland…”
Lisa: “Reese there was a presidential election while you were in Maryland. Of course you voted!!”
Reese: “Did I Lisa?”
Lisa: “Oh…my…god…”
Reese: “Hmmm…I don’t seem to remember…”
Lisa: “Oh my god, you totally didn’t vote in Maryland! Now I remember! The last presidential election you said something like, “Lisa, I live in Maryland and Maryland doesn’t vote Republican. I trust my state.”
Reese: “Yeah, that sounds like something I would say.”
Lisa: “Yeah, and I didn’t care back then because you were right. Maryland wasn’t going to go to Bush.”
“But, Reese, now you live in Florida. You have the chance to…”
Reese [interrupts and mocks]: “Make a difference…yeah, I know.”
Lisa: “So…”
Reese [confused]: “Ummm….”
Lisa: “REGISTER TO VOTE YOU IDIOT!!”
Reese: “Relax, man. I got time. The deadline to register to vote isn’t until October.”
Lisa: “October?”
Reese: “Possibly September…”
Lisa: “Let me tell you something Reese…”
Reese: “Yeah?”
Lisa: “I’ve had to put up with a lot craziness from you…”
Reese: “Yeah…”
Lisa: “The nutty things you say and do, I’ve put up with it…”
Reese: “Hey, we’re all a little crazy…”
Lisa: “But come November, if you don’t vote in this election, I will come down to Miami and I will personally…”
Reese: “Yeah…”
Lisa: “…beat you to death. I will beat you to death.”
Reese [laughing]: “Okay, Lisa.”
Lisa: “TO DEATH!!!”
© Copyright 2008. All Rights Reserved.
Labels: Laziness, The Year of Annoying Lisa
posted by Reese The Law Girl at 6:22 PM
5 Comments:
Not for nothing, but I personally like Lisa..lol Long time no hear from Reese, how have you been sis?
Humanity F Critic
Hehe, everyone loves Lisa. Really, you'd think she was running this blog.
I haven't been to my usual blog hangouts in a minute. I have to stop by and see what you've been up to. ;)
I hate Maryland. Why would they let you register as independent if they don't recognize it? Not even just a primary issue...they don't acknowledge independent as a party period. Maryland Sucks.
Hi Reese, is there any way I can contact you via email?
Thanks.
Miriam,
Yeah, my email addy is somethingdifferentnow@hotmail.com. I just sent you an e-mail from my address. :)
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