Thursday, August 10, 2006

Not a Gator...

I found out what was in the cesspool!

The Turkey-Ducks had babies! That's who the children were going on about. I don't understand why they were trying to hide this from me. Maybe they think I would kill baby turkey-ducks, I don't know. I told them I only kill lizards! Stupid kids.

Ummm...I'm going to try and do a new Poor Working Girl this weekend. Cross your fingers and hope that I can get it done.

The Jets: "Curiosity"

PS: Why do The Jets have so many videos?!? It's like never ending!


Blogger Amadeo said...

I just realized...they probably see you as the lady that calls the cops on kids and watches them so she can tell their parents what they were doing...They figured you give them up and they wouldn't be able to see them anymore.

10:56 AM  
Blogger KOM said...

You told the kids that you KILL LIZARDS! Not that you only kill lizards. Still, it seems that they distrusted you beforehand. Maybe CC's been spreading rumors.

12:05 PM  
Blogger This Girl I Used to Know said...

Did I miss something? What the heck is a turkey-duck?

7:46 AM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

Amadeo: Oh, so now I'm the old lady who runs around the neighborhood yelling at the children to behave while waving a rolling pin?!?

I have one thing to say about that...

I am not old!

Kom: You are right. I told them I kill lizards, not that I "only" kill lizards. And you are right, they do distrust me. Honestly, I have no idea why. It's not like I've done anything to them...


It's not like I haven't said anything to them about themselves that wasn't the truth. It's not my fault that they're just a bunch of hooligans!

Girlie: Turkey-Duck--> From the species of turkeis duckiosis. Native to South Florida.

Turkey-Ducks are ducks that quack, but look like turkeys. They even have that red, waddle thingy hanging from their chins like turkeys. However, they swim and have babies that look like regular ducks.

We should all feel bad for the babies because they grow up to be ugly instead of beautiful. Sort of like Reverse Ugly Duckling Syndrome.

8:55 AM  

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