Thursday, August 25, 2005

Milestones, Passing the Buck, Answering a Tag, and Some Other Junk: Four Posts in One!!!

A Milestone

This is my 100th Post!!!!

I can’t believe you people have stayed around this long to listen to my whining and babbling.

Really, the admiration belongs to you.


Passing the Buck

I have yet another reason why going to Miami is a good thing.

A month ago I made an unholy promise to take my little cousins to this horrible, wretched event called “The Scream Tour.” It’s a concert boasting such headliners as Omarion, Little Bow Wow, and somebody named Pretty Ricky.

Anyways, I was supposed to escort these overly hormonal teenagers into the city, to the arena, and into a room filled with 20,000 screaming girls who all think that they’re going to someday have Bobby Valentino’s baby.

I know, I know. How pathetic do you have to be to think that you would actually have some celebrity’s baby? Stupid kids.

Yeah, so I promised to take them, so I really have been dreading the entire month of August. But, now that I’m moving to Miami on Sunday, I have an excuse not to take them. I have to go out to a little going away party tonight with my friends, thus I won’t be able to take the little terrors to their concert.

But, don’t feel sorry for the little Ashanti’s in Training. My sister CC has to take them now.


She’s not too happy about that. But, alas, she’s not the one moving. So, she’ll just have to deal.

Answering a Tag

Karla tagged me. AGAIN!!!

Seven Things I Plan to Do…

Before I Die

1-7. This is an interesting question. It kinda presumes you would know when you’re going to die. But, you don’t. So, how could you possibly plan to do something before something else happens when you don’t know when that something else will happen?

This question is unanswerable.

Things I Can Do

1. Write
2. Read
3. Sleep
4. Eat
5. Talk on the phone
6. Watch basketball
7. Shop

Things I Can’t Do

1. Run long distances
2. Be nice to everyone
3. Be quiet
4. Speak Japanese
5. Attract non-loser guys
6. Be patient
7. Play basketball

Things I Say Most

1. Whatever
2. Dude
3. Geesh
5. Freakin’
6. Dorkus
7. Idiot

I would tag someone, but I think Karla tagged EVERYONE. So, once again, I’m tagging no one. I should tag the Foxy Brown Show, but something tells me he’d get annoyed. ;)

Some Other Junk

So, this will be my last written post until I get down to and settled in….


But, lucky you people, I had the ingenious idea to audio blog my journey to Miami.

Okay, so I stole the idea from Caro. So, sue me. Caro doesn’t own audio blogger!

At least I hope she doesn’t.

Anyways, stay tuned to hear my lovely, immature voice bring you such hits as…

“I’m in North Carolina Now”


“We Just Ran Over a Raccoon”


“No Wait That Was Actually a Man We Hit”


“I Know What Reese did Last Summer” featuring Crazy, Psycho Man Reese Hit on I-95

Yes, all the hits are here on Something Different. Keep checking back for updates.

PS: I’m going to turn off the Bloglet subscriptions while I do the audio posts. That way you won’t get an e-mail every time I post audio blogs such as…

“That Hitchhiker is Cute, Let’s Pick Him Up”


“I Know We Just Passed the Rest Stop, but I Didn’t Have to Go Then”


“Are We There Yet?”


“Are We There Yet?” (The Remix)

So, keep checking for updates. Also, now would be a good time to check out the archives. You can reminisce and discuss how much I've grown as a person (which was sorta the purpose of this blog in the first place).

Don't worry, the discussion of my personal growth won't last that long.


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Blogger Lez said...

I really don't believe this is your 100th post. I think you've inflated those figures as a way to heighten your already inflated self image. I mean, geez, just because you're moving to Miami to marry Orlando Bloom doesn't mean you have to make the rest of us feel bad about not posting on our blogs as frequently as you do.... some people....

11:24 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

LOL! According to Blogger that was my 100th post. Really, I've had more than that because some I put up and then took down, but this is the offical Blogger number.

Don't be jealous, Leslye. Someday you'll get 100 posts.



7:50 AM  
Blogger Joanne said...

LMAO Reese! I wonder if you can get Something Different on XM Radio... not that I have XM radio, I was just wondering. ;-)

Can't wait for your party tonight! Should be OSC hella fun! LOL! See you later!

8:24 AM  
Blogger Karla said...

Happy 100th post Reese.

I hope you have a good time at your going away dinner.

I did not tag everyone....did i?

Good luck with the move.

8:49 AM  
Blogger daahsar said...

ok confession... I don't know who da`hell is Orlando Bloom? for real I don't... but anywho congratulations on your 100th post plus!

10:43 AM  
Blogger KOM said...

Congrats on 100 posts!

I had to look up Bobby Valentino. Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Is that name supposed to be a step up from Johnny Bravo?

Good to be afraid of crazy psycho man. Just plain psycho man is a mensch, though.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Karla said...

Daahsar: Orlando Bloom is an actor he was in "Troy" with Brad Pitt and in "Pirates of the Caribbean" with Johnny Deep.

He is also Reese future husband and baby daddy.

If you want to find out more about him here is a link to imdb.

1:26 PM  
Blogger CubanDiva said...

The mother in me wants to know do you have a place to LIVE in Miami and do you have enough money? lol

Have a safe trip there. I will see you in Miami sometime in Sept. Show you where all the cute Latino hombres are. lol

1:41 PM  
Blogger Robyn said...

Good luck in Miami - watch out for the cockaroaches!

1:51 PM  
Blogger Inside Man said...

"You know rest stops are breeding grounds for......"

12:23 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

BLASPHEMY!!! Someone has spoken BLASPHEMY on this blog. And we all know who it is!!! (*cough* Daashar *cough*). Man, you better check out that education Karla just gave you.

Karla: OMG! That's is a hot picture of Orlando on IMDB! I thank you for that. ;)

Kim: I'm going to Miami on a hope and prayer. And a suitcase full of winter clothes. We'll see what happens. ;)

1:30 PM  
Blogger Desiree said...

Wow! That was a freakin' hilarious post Reese. I'll sure miss reading your junk. LOL

Its all good though, do I get an audio post shout out this time??

Have a safe trip! Don't forget to put on your seat belt.

I wish I could make it to the going away party! Haha though, cause I get to hang w/ Caro, Tannia and Soozie this weekend :P and in a couple of weeks I'll be hanging w/ Joanne, SO THERE!

Holla! :P

10:56 PM  
Blogger CHUYS said...

really cool blog! congratulations on your 100th blog post! where's the cake? Im hungry.

12:29 AM  

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