Sunday, August 14, 2005

Where in the World is Reese?

If you guessed Connecticut and Upstate New York you would be right.


I went on a trip with a massive amount of family and friends to the Northeast for the past several days. The trip was a blast and I even met a cute boy who I spent most of the trip with.


Too bad we’re semi-related and nothing can ever happen because of it.


I’m really bitter about that too. He should have told me that my Great Aunt married his Great Uncle. But, no, he had to pretend that there was no relation. And, then he kept saying “There’s no blood between us! We’re related only through a marriage!” But, I won’t fall for his slick reasoning. We’re related, so I’m steering clear.


Anyways, on the way back home, we stopped at a couple of malls and went shopping. Of course, now that I’m on my thrift fast until Lil’ Kim is released from prison, I went all out and spent what little money I had left in my savings account (aka my wallet).

One of the malls we went to was in New Jersey. It was an outlet mall called Jersey Gardens or something. While there, I witnessed acts so horrible and horrific that they’re just too horrendous to repeat here on this blog. But, for the good of all women who live in New Jersey, I do have this little tidbit of information that I believe will make a difference in their lives…


WOMEN OF NEW JERSEY: PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRESS!!!


I don’t say this to hurt your feelings, but you need to know that the way you dress is absolutely and terribly disgusting.


I’m sorry, I know that’s harsh, but not every cute little Britney Spears outfit looks good on every body. Unless your tummy is flat and booty is acceptably round, there is no reason…


Let me repeat…


NO REASON!!!


…to wear halter tops that cut off at your boobies, which, incidentally seem to hang down to your navel, along with low-rider jean shorts that show off your Frederick’s of Hollywood thong. This is especially true when you are toting around your 3 & 5 year old daughters!!!


Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, take a lesson from your hip NYC and preppy Connecticut neighbors. You can look good even when you cover up. I promise you, this is true.


PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!


Yea, so that’s basically where I’ve been all this time. Unfortunately, I wasn’t kidnapped by Brad Pitt, but I did have some fun with some family and friends.


So, umm, there’s a potential to have quite a few blog postings this week. I understand I’ve been tagged (I’m working on it Dez!), so that’s coming up. Also, my observations from the Teena Marie/Vivian Green concert I went to last week, I’ll try to post that this week. And, maybe, if we’re all lucky and bow down on the ground that I walk on, I might put mind to pen to paper for a little Dysfunctional Relationship that’s been missing for about a month.


No promises, but we’ll see.


Oh, and I noticed that quite a few people have taken my quiz. Or, maybe one person took it over and over again, but anyways, I just wanted to give a shout-out to all of my secret blog readers.



I see you. You can’t escape from my view!!



MU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Just kidding, of course.


Or am I?


MU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



Yes, it’s true, I have lost my mind.


Here’s the latest scoreboard for my quiz.


Peace and Chicken Grease!!




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14 Comments:

Blogger Jomama said...

Glad you had fun with your family, but I'm even happier that your back and will be posting more regularly.

5:28 AM  
Blogger Jomama said...

*you're* Grrrr, I always do that.

5:29 AM  
Blogger Desiree said...

Yay! Glad you're back!! Missed ya!

10:54 AM  
Blogger Robyn said...

I'm prettty sure that in CA it's legal for first cousins to marry. I don't think anyone would look at you funny for marrying your great uncle's great wife's kid? That is pretty far removed. No "flipper babies".

Too harsh? Sorry - my sense of humor is a bit odd sometimes.

11:21 AM  
Blogger Karla said...

YAY!!!! you are back. glad to hear that you had a nice time with your family. Oh that sucks about the guy.

11:38 AM  
Blogger daahsar said...

Now this is a very interesting blog... glad you had a good time with your fam. I'm looking forward in reading a whole lot more.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Desiree said...

uh, can I just say, uh, daaamn! at the pic above, LOL

12:51 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

I'm right there with ya' Dez... I almost stammered... :-D

4:01 PM  
Blogger daahsar said...

awww this is where my ego was stroked. Hi Ladies!!! I'm assuming you're referring to me? I must say the same dammmn this is where the beautiful ladies are blogging. Nice meeting ya, and I'm hoping to share a lot more thoughts with you.

6:47 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

My, God, this is my lucky day.

A new hot boy to lust after reads my blog.

He read my blog first Dez and Jo. Hands off!!! ;p~~


Uh, Hi, Daashar. Thanx for reading. ;)

9:17 PM  
Blogger daahsar said...

Hi reese the Law Girl... I'm the Law Man in Texas, nice meeting a peer. Yeap I will be back. Hand on ladies lol j/k. Enjoy the night. Keep it interesting Reese you got me reading over here.

9:34 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

Oh, horray! We now have a Law Man! You're the first Law Man, Daahsar, as we have several Law Girl's unfortunately. Way too much estrogen. ;)

9:43 AM  
Blogger Christine said...

Hi-
Your comments on how people dress in NJ vindicate my worst suspicions.
Thanks for a laugh!
Christine,
a Cleveland transplant in NJ

12:36 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

Hi, Christine.

Isn't it horrible how they dress? Utterly, utterly, utterly, horrible! I've never seen such horrific acts against clothing and the human body in my life!

12:52 PM  

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