You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry (Also, Miami Celebrity Sighting #5: The Cast of Reno 911)
I can already see that the Year of the 30 is going to be all about jacking people up.
Seriously, I’ve been in a really foul mood lately and everyone else is having to pay the price for it. Like a couple of weeks ago when I went to see Stomp the Yard…
Reese [in a foul mood]: “Egypt this movie is all sorts of gay…”
Egypt: “Hey, at least there is eye candy.”
Reese [in an increasing foul mood]: “Not only is this movie all sorts of gay, but there are a bunch of idiot 13 year olds sitting in the back of the theater who won’t shut up!”
Egypt: “I know, girl. Just ignore them…”
Reese [seriously foul mood right now]: “I…can’t…”
Egypt: “Reese, just ignore them…”
Reese: “No, no. I’m going to say something…”
Egypt: “Reese, no…”
Reese: “I’m going to handle this…”
Egypt [pleading]: “Reese…”
Reese: “HEY YOU STUPID PARASITES! SHUT THE $%*& UP, RIGHT NOW! IF YOU DON’T, I SWEAR FOR GOD I’LL SHUT YOU UP MYSELF!!!”
Stupid Kids: “Sorry, mami. We’ll be quiet.”
Reese [sticks up middle finger]: “DON’T ANSWER ME WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP!!!”
And then, when I went to the South Beach Comedy Festival and saw the cast of Reno 911…
Reese: “Oh, what the hell? What is this red carpet? What nappy headed rapper is in town now?”
Random Paparazzi: “Duh! It’s the cast of Reno 911. They’re here for a special screening of their new movie!”
Reese: “Oh, cool…”
Random Paparazzi: “Yeah.”
Reese: “Yeah…so…”
“MOVE OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN SEE THEM! DAMN!!!”
And then, when I went to see Mike Epps at the South Beach Comedy Festival…
[Random Person politely walks through the row to get to their seat and, unfortunately, has to walk past Reese]
Random Person: “Excuse me, Excuse me…”
Reese: “SIT YOUR @$$ DOWN! DON’T YOU KNOW I’M TRYING TO WATCH MIKE EPPS!!!”
And then at the IHOP yesterday morning…
Stupid Kids: “Oh, mommy! I love breakfast!”
Reese: “IF SOMEONE DOESN’T SHUT THEIR KID UP THEY ARE GOING TO GET SUPER EMBARRASED…BY ME…RIGHT NOW!!!”
[Reese makes scary face]
Random Parent: “Okay, honey. Stay away from the scary black woman…”
I think when you turn 30 you stop taking mess from people. Or maybe, I never had the opportunity to take out my aggression during my twenties and it’s coming out now. I’m not sure. But, what I do know is this…
Beware of the Law Girl who turns 30. She will jack you up.
© Copyright 2007. All Rights Reserved.
Seriously, I’ve been in a really foul mood lately and everyone else is having to pay the price for it. Like a couple of weeks ago when I went to see Stomp the Yard…
Reese [in a foul mood]: “Egypt this movie is all sorts of gay…”
Egypt: “Hey, at least there is eye candy.”
Reese [in an increasing foul mood]: “Not only is this movie all sorts of gay, but there are a bunch of idiot 13 year olds sitting in the back of the theater who won’t shut up!”
Egypt: “I know, girl. Just ignore them…”
Reese [seriously foul mood right now]: “I…can’t…”
Egypt: “Reese, just ignore them…”
Reese: “No, no. I’m going to say something…”
Egypt: “Reese, no…”
Reese: “I’m going to handle this…”
Egypt [pleading]: “Reese…”
Reese: “HEY YOU STUPID PARASITES! SHUT THE $%*& UP, RIGHT NOW! IF YOU DON’T, I SWEAR FOR GOD I’LL SHUT YOU UP MYSELF!!!”
Stupid Kids: “Sorry, mami. We’ll be quiet.”
Reese [sticks up middle finger]: “DON’T ANSWER ME WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP!!!”
And then, when I went to the South Beach Comedy Festival and saw the cast of Reno 911…
Reese: “Oh, what the hell? What is this red carpet? What nappy headed rapper is in town now?”
Random Paparazzi: “Duh! It’s the cast of Reno 911. They’re here for a special screening of their new movie!”
Reese: “Oh, cool…”
Random Paparazzi: “Yeah.”
Reese: “Yeah…so…”
“MOVE OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN SEE THEM! DAMN!!!”
And then, when I went to see Mike Epps at the South Beach Comedy Festival…
[Random Person politely walks through the row to get to their seat and, unfortunately, has to walk past Reese]
Random Person: “Excuse me, Excuse me…”
Reese: “SIT YOUR @$$ DOWN! DON’T YOU KNOW I’M TRYING TO WATCH MIKE EPPS!!!”
And then at the IHOP yesterday morning…
Stupid Kids: “Oh, mommy! I love breakfast!”
Reese: “IF SOMEONE DOESN’T SHUT THEIR KID UP THEY ARE GOING TO GET SUPER EMBARRASED…BY ME…RIGHT NOW!!!”
[Reese makes scary face]
Random Parent: “Okay, honey. Stay away from the scary black woman…”
I think when you turn 30 you stop taking mess from people. Or maybe, I never had the opportunity to take out my aggression during my twenties and it’s coming out now. I’m not sure. But, what I do know is this…
Beware of the Law Girl who turns 30. She will jack you up.
© Copyright 2007. All Rights Reserved.
posted by Reese The Law Girl at 9:51 PM
6 Comments:
kinda early on that 30 right? you should wait until at least May before you start becoming the crazy 30 year old!!
Good for you! Sometimes people, esp. children, need a good cussing out. =)
I like Reno 911.
I hate going to the movies at a certain time because of the annoying kids.
I think there should be an adults only movie theater.
Don't be an angry 30 Reese. It's okay!
it's okay, i want to smack all those annoying kids too.
and reno 911, hurrah! i saw the trailer for it when i went to he movies this weekend, i'm psyched!
Somebody needs a hug.
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