Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Introducing My New Imaginary Boyfriend

Okay, so ever since I decided that I actually am going to this retreat in the desert this spring, I've been having these weird dreams where I meet this totally hot Native American guy. He's really hot! And, sense he's been consistently in my dreams for the last few days, I thought I'd introduce you to him.

Okay, he's got long black hair (which is really weird because I'm generally not into guys with long hair). He's about 6 feet tall. And he's got this like golden brown skin and these big brown eyes. And, he's got abs of steel (I know because he's always walking around without his shirt on).

He works at the stable with the horses at the resort I'm going too. That's where we met- when I went horseback riding with him on my vacation in the future.

Okay, and he's like the perfect boyfriend. He's smart, and funny (unlike me at the present moment), and he's rich. His tribe owns a casino.

Plus, he's a fan of Maryland basketball. I know because he told me. He said, "You know I've always hated Duke. And, sense Maryland is the only team that can really compete with Duke, I always root for Maryland."


I mean, does it get much better than that?

Anyways, it got kind of weird with him always taking me out to places and I didn't know what to call him. So...umm...

I named him.

Yes, I named him! It's perfectly normal to name your imaginary boyfriend.

Okay, so don't laugh...

His name is Jacob.

Jacob Blackhawk.

I named him Jacob Blackhawk because "Jacob" is more contemporary and "Blackhawk" is definitely Native Americany.

Also, because I'm super lame.

Yea, so anyways, I just thought you should know that I'm okay without the funny. I've got Jacob and he's waaaayyyy better than the funny.

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Blogger Janette said...

LOL. You are funny chica. He sounds nice even though he is juct in your head. Who knows... maybe he does exist! I hope you and Jacob continue to have a good time.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Lez said...

hey does he have a brother?? I want to go to a retreat in the desert and meet a rich Native American. can i come??

3:54 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

J: Would it be the freakest thing in the world if I actually met a guy named Jacob Blackhawk in the desert? We'll see...

Lez: Are you serious? Of course you can come. Although, I'm not sure if Jacob has a brother or not. I'll ask him tonight. ;)

4:13 PM  
Blogger Desiree said...

Wow Reese, maybe you and Jacob can run off and get married in Vegas? That would be flippin' sweet...see, your funnys back!

4:44 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

No, the funny is gone. I kicked him to the curb...

Well, actually, he kicked me to the curb, but that's besides the point.

It's all about Jacob. And, I think Jacob and I in Vegas would be SWEET!! ;)

4:46 PM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

BLACKHAWK!! Now I get it! This expalins Funny saying something about "I'll show her for saying Hockey sucks!" and then giggling like madman. Of course then he started crying "Dude how can I get her back?" and "She won't return my calls. Dude you kinda know her tell her I 'm sorry." Then he started saying that if he had a friend named Jerk he'd be just like me and "I love you man" I told him to sleep it off.

Good luck with Jake!

5:36 PM  
Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...


LOL! That was good. Sounds like the funny was drunk or something. ;)

9:30 AM  
Blogger Karla said...

LoL...Reese you crack me up. Jacob sounds hot. Damn now i wish i could go to the retreat. Even thought the funny kicked you to the curb i still think you got it.

10:28 AM  
Blogger "Lisa" said...

Seems like Funny is trying to get you back

10:46 AM  

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